Hello I love you let’s get tested for aids

You know I trust you but you can’t tell these days

Hello I love you let’s get tested for aids

You know I want you but let’s wait a few days

She might look nice and sweet

But sleeps with every guy she meets

You might think you know some guy

But you know guys and they always lie

Hello I love you let’s get tested for aids

You know I trust you but you can’t tell these days

Hello I love you and I’d like to get laid

You know I want you but I’m deadly affraid

She hopes my hand and size

But her hand wont satisfy

Our thoughts so wicked but our legs acrossed

And I doubt I can’t hold out to long

The doc won’t know for at least a week

I’m like a dog locked up with my mating heat

And I hope she doesn’t see me through

Cause I hope to use my rusty tool

Hellooooooo Hello

Hellooooooo Hello

phone ringing

spoken: Euh, hello?



Good news, mister Johnson. Your test results are in and you’re back in

business

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I need my baby now

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